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		<title>Premier stabbing themed amusement park reopens</title>
		<link>https://diemart.ca/blog/underworlds-premier-stabbing-themed-amusement-park-reopens/</link>
				<pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2023 00:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jace Boechler]]></dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[<p>STABBY STABBY STABBY! Professor Onion here, from Torment Labs ~reporting division~ part of the Schadenfreude network. Today we are proud to announce the reopening of Stabbyland, which was closed for a time after rides were found passing inspection. Although it&#8217;s rollout will be a step-by-step process ~as many things are in the Underworld~ we hope [&#8230;]</p>
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<h1 class="_2LYsFAwy8wdRJQTNJOUcsT BB_Header1 SPYFj8pCLpNmnuQJEDobC"><strong>STABBY STABBY STABBY!</strong></h1>
<p>Professor Onion here, from Torment Labs ~reporting division~ part of the Schadenfreude network.</p>
<p>Today we are proud to announce the reopening of Stabbyland, which was closed for a time after rides were found passing inspection. Although it&#8217;s rollout will be a step-by-step process ~as many things are in the Underworld~ we hope you enjoy the available attractions for the time being. Attraction. One attraction. You&#8217;ll love it.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m looking for a publisher! Namely to help implement highly requested features, ie online multiplayer. I&#8217;m not making any promises but that&#8217;s the intention. It&#8217;s a laborious and time consuming process however, so information will become available as things develop! Please bare in mind I must remain relatively straight lipped about it for ~ya know~ legal reasons and stuff.</p>
<p>As for the rest of the update, my primary focus was to make gameplay more readable with various visual cues to help convey what&#8217;s going. Please provide feedback if there are elements of the game that remain difficult to parse visually!</p>
<h2 class="_6-VR2WCBCDupCcUN5INQM BB_Header2 QuKtTJ4LCPUlQeWYfLNyX"><strong>📝Patch notes</strong></h2>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Content</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Stabbyland added!<br />
&#8211; New stage, &#8220;Clowning Around&#8221;.<br />
&#8211; Swinging iron maiden trap type added. Jump-on or throw to make it swing around.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Visuals</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Shape language! Object types share simple shape silhouettes. Players are circles, shielding players are diamonds, and eventually candies will also have a shape (once I settle on one). What&#8217;s going on should be more interpretable at a glance.<br />
&#8211; Dreadnoodle environment overhaul! Tileset completely revised. Background animations and visual effects added. (This is very close to the final version, the only thing to be added is the rest of the band.)</p>
<p><img src="https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images//42795207/742ee29398e6d79a27ccd2d4ce92d25e1a10af31.png" /></p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>UI</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Offscreen players are indicated.<br />
&#8211; Opponent throw direction is indicated upon charging a throw.<br />
&#8211; Visual error addressed where the wrong charge bar color would be displayed occasionally.</p>
<p>Alright, back to the lab again, <b class="_3cln317VYhwhE1fSeMCG48">Bombpig loves you!</b> ~ ❤</p>
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		<title>Orientation program instated for new and confused Underworlders</title>
		<link>https://diemart.ca/blog/orientation-program-instated-for-new-and-confused-underworlders/</link>
				<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2023 00:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jace Boechler]]></dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[<p>Professor Onion here! Reporting from Torment Labs ~ a division of the Schadenfreude network. First update with new content for a bit (rather than quality of life fixes) I&#8217;m looking forward to making that the case going forward. The new stage, &#8216;Just Pull For it&#8217;, is all about grabbing grapple points to move the trap [&#8230;]</p>
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								<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-25647" src="https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/refactored.png" alt="" width="1280" height="720" srcset="https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/refactored.png 1280w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/refactored-300x169.png 300w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/refactored-1024x576.png 1024w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/refactored-768x432.png 768w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/refactored-848x477.png 848w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/refactored-1140x641.png 1140w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/refactored-1170x658.png 1170w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px" /></p>
<p>Professor Onion here! Reporting from Torment Labs ~ a division of the Schadenfreude network.</p>
<p>First update with new content for a bit (rather than quality of life fixes) I&#8217;m looking forward to making that the case going forward. The new stage, &#8216;Just Pull For it&#8217;, is all about grabbing grapple points to move the trap around the level. I think it turned out pretty good! Lemme know what you think.</p>
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<h2 class="_6-VR2WCBCDupCcUN5INQM BB_Header2 QuKtTJ4LCPUlQeWYfLNyX"><strong>📝Patch notes</strong></h2>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Onboarding</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; I&#8217;m in the game! I give a quick primer for new players after character selection.<br />
&#8211; Starting the Hellevator requires using it&#8217;s grapple-point. No more jumping in by mistake.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Stages</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; New stage, Just Pull For It!<br />
&#8211; Get To The Chopper removed (it was retooled into Edge Lords in the previous update).<br />
&#8211; Pressing Affairs renamed to Locomotion. Narrow &amp; Marrow renamed to Pressing Affairs.<br />
&#8211; Geometry adjusted in Pressing Affairs.<br />
&#8211; Platforms added to Hot &amp; Bothered.<br />
&#8211; Bone Yard stages sorted by difficulty.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Items</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; The Wrecking Ball is now the Iron Maiden, look at this goober.<br />
&#8211; Iron maidens rebound off the edge of the screen rather than wrapping.<br />
&#8211; Item drop chances adjusted.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Visuals</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Trick-hooks are shown as long as they&#8217;re active. You&#8217;ll be able to turn this off in the options in a future update.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it this time, <b class="_3cln317VYhwhE1fSeMCG48">Bomb Pig loves you! ~ ❤</b></p>
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		<title>Keyboard support added upon dawn of new demo</title>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2023 00:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jace Boechler]]></dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[<p>Professor Onion here. Gonna be brief with this one, I gotta eat BABY. Your quality of life is going up! Check the patch notes below to see how. Additionally, there is an updated version of the demo, give it a try if you wanna give the game a spin (dunno why you&#8217;re reading this if [&#8230;]</p>
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								<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-25651" src="https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/candyHangover.png" alt="" width="1280" height="720" srcset="https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/candyHangover.png 1280w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/candyHangover-300x169.png 300w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/candyHangover-1024x576.png 1024w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/candyHangover-768x432.png 768w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/candyHangover-848x477.png 848w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/candyHangover-1140x641.png 1140w, https://diemart.ca/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/candyHangover-1170x658.png 1170w" sizes="(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px" /></p>
<p>Professor Onion here. Gonna be brief with this one, I gotta eat BABY.</p>
<p>Your quality of life is going up! Check the patch notes below to see how. Additionally, there is an updated version of the demo, give it a try if you wanna give the game a spin (dunno why you&#8217;re reading this if that&#8217;s the case but hey I see you).</p>
<h2 class="_6-VR2WCBCDupCcUN5INQM BB_Header2 QuKtTJ4LCPUlQeWYfLNyX"><strong>📝Patch notes</strong></h2>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Input</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Keyboard + mouse support added!<br />
&#8211; Pretty much all controller types supported.<br />
&#8211; Completely revised control remapper.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Quality of life</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Players may drop out during character select.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Stages</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Removed &#8216;The Pit&#8217; cuz it sucked, added &#8216;Edge Lords&#8217;.<br />
&#8211; Schadenfreude stages reordered.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Visuals</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Players numbers are always displayed for increased readability.<br />
&#8211; Adding post processing effects for lava &amp; water. Not all of it is in there yet.<br />
&#8211; Flippers are a little juicier to interact with.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Bugs</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Removed some crashes, don&#8217;t worry about it.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it this time, <b class="_3cln317VYhwhE1fSeMCG48">Bomb Pig loves you! ~ ❤</b></p>
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		<title>Underworlder quality of life improves</title>
		<link>https://diemart.ca/blog/underworlder-quality-of-life-improves/</link>
				<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2023 00:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jace Boechler]]></dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[<p>Professor Onion here! Reporting from Torment Labs ~ a division of the Schadenfreude network. Starting the new year with some simple quality of life updates and crash fixes. Hoping we can be on a regular schedule now that things are reaching an equilibrium. Patch notes Features &#8211; Added an in-game version of the LAB REPORT. [&#8230;]</p>
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								<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Professor Onion here! Reporting from Torment Labs ~ a division of the Schadenfreude network. Starting the new year with some simple quality of life updates and crash fixes. Hoping we can be on a regular schedule now that things are reaching an equilibrium.</p>
<h2 class="_6-VR2WCBCDupCcUN5INQM BB_Header2 QuKtTJ4LCPUlQeWYfLNyX"><strong>Patch notes</strong></h2>
<p><span class="_16SknI_KfMn45zQAvi-Xrs"><img class="undefined" src="https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images//42795207/9dd631cb43be7b15ff570d19d8d2672294f4eae4.png" /></span></p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Features</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Added an in-game version of the LAB REPORT. Viewable on the hellevator.<br />
&#8211; Improved PS4 &amp; PS5 controller support. Please report any issues you find with older controllers.<br />
&#8211; Improved usability of controller remapper.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Interface</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Simplified main menu tooltips.<br />
&#8211; Updated hellevator interface elements.</p>
<h3 class="_1sGnlGwCeaGUp63h4Lx-pU BB_Header3 _3s7cUqglDds9wzcWb7OLz6"><strong>Bugs</strong></h3>
<p>&#8211; Removed a crash triggered by power throwing a grapple point.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s it this time, <b class="_3cln317VYhwhE1fSeMCG48">Bomb Pig loves you! ~ ❤</b></p>
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